opmuh:

ummwhat:

attackedastoria:

it’s funny when people think they’re being clever, when in reality they’re just immature douchebags with no friends outside the internet.

no go ahead keep being ‘cute’, it amuses me.

Not a problem. I definitely don’t have friends outside of the internet. I’m also only cute…well, never. I’m not a douchebag, though. I’m an asshole. The difference is that assholes know they’re assholes and douchebags don’t know they’re douchebags.

I know I’m an asshole. And David calls me a douchebag. I realize that I can be a douchebag, but I never realize that I’m being a douchebag when I’m being a douchebag.

Being an asshole is fun though

Douchebag